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Thursday, December 29

I HATE THE WEB CENSOR AT MY JOB

 
For fracks' sake people. Is it so bad to want to read order of the stick from work on your own damn lunch half hour (no longer an hour just a half that is on your time not paid. Cheap industrialist bastards). I think that on time I am not getting paid for I should be able to read what ever the fuck I want. They have so much she blocked over the web that it is worse than being in prison. Hell they even have the page to my gym blocked and all it has is address, driving directions, and the frackin calendar for the month. So I have to drive all the way across town to get the monthly calendar. FUCK. What do they think that grown, educated people can't be trusted not to sit all day and read the funny comics. Well they can't say that it is all comics as far as I can tell it is just web comics. All they crap you read in the paper can be accessed just fine. Frack it all to hell. Oh well. Nothing I can do but move jobs again. I like doing that. I am on my second of this year with a pay raise for each. time to go again.
 
Time to be outie
-Kay

Monday, December 12

Holidays and Good Men the Best Combination

OK so the holidays are supposed to be a time of fun and frolic and whatnot right. Well think again monkey boy. The only people resting this or any holiday are those happy go lucky Children too young to peal a potato and men to fracked in the head to help out. Or those few helpless in the kitchen women who just are not having it. For the rest of us it is hell. Baking nightly Balancing menus with allergies and what who’s spoiled ass kid refuses to eat and all that garbage. AND on top of all that we are expected to come to bed after all this and be romantic….. Well you know what this is the first time in years that I have looked forward to bed “not alone” during the holidays. And that is greatly C’s fault. You see we went to my companies Christmas party over the weekend a nice little formal gig at a lovely hotel. Then out for some real merriment with some coworkers. Well I caught a little stomach bug and spent most of the next day in bed and the potty. C was great, after his little talk about waking people up when I am sick and not just saying I’m fine go back to sleep, taking over the cooking and cleaning and talking to people when they call.

So here’s the good part. I am up in the evening feeling better but not on top of my game for any merry making, but frisky none the less. So here I don’t want to start anything because I didn’t want to disappoint him by bailing out on him half way through. So I tell him this and he is like Get over here and proceeds to sex up my body all nice and lazy fashion. I tell you what there is nothing like not having to drive. Lovely time topped off with some nice RPG chat about the new stuff we are going to be getting into. He also GM’s a game for me and my friends. Quite the nice set up I’ve got.

Later
-Kay

In a perfect world

I would make my extremely comfortable living as a phone sex operator and put this voice to good use.....

Crazy thought brought on by crazy occurrence when I get a call back for some crap I am doing here at work "this happens quite a bit". This guy on the other even is like “is this Kay” and I'm like “yes hello” and he goes all """well hello""". What the FUCK is that about. Just because I am calling you at your place of business and you are a government official dose not mean that I am here to jump your monkey for your scheduled nooner.

Well thats it